Have you ever been "just friends” with a girl you really liked and you just couldn’t understand why she wasn’t interested in a relationship? After all you were nice to here, told her how pretty she looked, gave her presents, was always there for her when her jerk-boyfriend was being ..well.. a jerk. And you probably wondered why she even had that boyfriend and you just knew that someday she would come to her senses and see what an incredible boyfriend you would be.

Fuckin' A Girl is Easy.